Monday, December 5, 2011

CATS AND PIZZA

So I've decided when I grow up I want to become a full fledged cat woman. Currently I work at a restaurant that happens to make pizza. Personally, I LOVE PIZZA. But this place is the soul stem of all evil that could ever take place in time.
            I waitress there, how many times have you been like, “HEY LETS GO OUT TO EAT AT A PIZZA PLACE!@#!$@$@$”, 0? Yeah, thought so. I get like MAYBE 2-3 tables PER WEEK. And I work only like two days a week because my manager is a total p00p. I work like the literal slowest days of the freakin’ week, and then when it is busy I have no idea what to do because they’ve never trained me for such shenanigans.

                I get paid minimum wage to pretend to clean the ice tea machine for two hours until they send me home because we get no business. I HAVE THINGS TO PAY FOR. Like car insurance, paying of my car loan, and now Christmas is coming up so I have to buy presents, oh and gas that’s a big one. SIDE NOTE: if you get a car and your parents make you pay for insurance you’re going to need a job and lots of gas money, trust me, I’m living that feel bro.
                I really need to find a new job but even with holidays around the corner a lot of places aren’t hiring anyone with experience at one retail place and two kitchens, I got so desperate I applied at McDonalds, WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WORK THERE?
                Well it just so happens that I work today and I am SUPER tempted to quite but I know I can’t do that, because first off I NEED the money secondly it’s unprofesh or whatever to quit without offering putting in your last two weeks of work. I am really aiming to find a job somewhere else by Christmas and if I don’t then I am going to be very salty and very poor and fall behind on bills because the economy is a fool right now for real. I know that was a run on sentence but I was just so into that I couldn’t handle stopping myself from typing on the keyboard I don’t think you could possibly understand the amount of anger that I fee daily at that job.
                I could write 5 kagiliion essays on why that place sucks, but I’m being nice and not mentioning the name of it cause I am not a p00p (like my manager).
Ugh.
Work
STINKS.
Enjoy these photos


5 comments:

  1. If you want to be a professional catwoman.. there are a few things you are going to have to think about...1. Do you have a catwoman suit?? 2. Are you ready to take on the risks of being a catwoman?? 3. What are you going to do as a professional catwoman??

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  2. I like the pictures. They are very nice. I have to agree it sucks to pay or your car. I only have to pay for the gas but I can imagine what you are feeling. Good luck being a professional catwomen!

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  3. You don't even wantttt to know how much I get paid at Ron Zehel's. But all I do is sit around and play guitar :)

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  4. Being a catwoman would be so fun. :D

    I know how hard it is to get jobs right now, I've been searching for about two years now and still nothing. D: If you still haven't found a new job, keep this one and wait until you have the new one. Otherwise you may not get hired back.

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  5. hahaahahahahaha funnyy bloggggggggg

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