MERRY CATMAS(Almost!)

Hello everyone! It's almost Christmas and I am so super excited! If you don't celebrate Christmas I stilll hope you are going to have a wonderful holiday n_n! Anyway this year I am a po' folk I only bought presents for my boyfriend, my mom claimed she didn't want anything soo...haha. But I made this picture of us in art class I'm giving him, it's really cool actually c:. I also got him a little buddah, a shirt from pacsun and made him a poem card thingy. Feb 4th marks our official high school one year c; no more measureing in months!
        I also got my cat a present, but it was like a dollar so it's oke c: he deserves it c: I got an early chirstmas present that is a freakin iphonee wooo it;s like my only present but who cares ITS A FIGGIN IPHONEEE wooooo. I pay the phone bill which is okay, because I get internet and chizz so I am super dooper pumped A F. WEWP.
  I think this winter break will be super interesting and hopefully whereever I got for new years I can find some qt cats to make friends withhhhh c: c: c:
   On a side note freshman year I made a blog about some random kid in my english class who made me so angry, a quote from it "I would rather be beat with hitlers arm faceing upside down haveing to read the dictionary eating only green beans than listen to **** talk for 2 seconds."
HAHAHA.
I'm mean
Almost got suspended for that.
Oh well
Imma bad bishhh
imma imma bad bish

MARRY CHRISTMAS

CATS AND PIZZA

So I've decided when I grow up I want to become a full fledged cat woman. Currently I work at a restaurant that happens to make pizza. Personally, I LOVE PIZZA. But this place is the soul stem of all evil that could ever take place in time.

            I waitress there, how many times have you been like, “HEY LETS GO OUT TO EAT AT A PIZZA PLACE!@#!$@$@$”, 0? Yeah, thought so. I get like MAYBE 2-3 tables PER WEEK. And I work only like two days a week because my manager is a total p00p. I work like the literal slowest days of the freakin’ week, and then when it is busy I have no idea what to do because they’ve never trained me for such shenanigans.

                I get paid minimum wage to pretend to clean the ice tea machine for two hours until they send me home because we get no business. I HAVE THINGS TO PAY FOR. Like car insurance, paying of my car loan, and now Christmas is coming up so I have to buy presents, oh and gas that’s a big one. SIDE NOTE: if you get a car and your parents make you pay for insurance you’re going to need a job and lots of gas money, trust me, I’m living that feel bro.

                I really need to find a new job but even with holidays around the corner a lot of places aren’t hiring anyone with experience at one retail place and two kitchens, I got so desperate I applied at McDonalds, WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WORK THERE?

                Well it just so happens that I work today and I am SUPER tempted to quite but I know I can’t do that, because first off I NEED the money secondly it’s unprofesh or whatever to quit without offering putting in your last two weeks of work. I am really aiming to find a job somewhere else by Christmas and if I don’t then I am going to be very salty and very poor and fall behind on bills because the economy is a fool right now for real. I know that was a run on sentence but I was just so into that I couldn’t handle stopping myself from typing on the keyboard I don’t think you could possibly understand the amount of anger that I fee daily at that job.

                I could write 5 kagiliion essays on why that place sucks, but I’m being nice and not mentioning the name of it cause I am not a p00p (like my manager).

Ugh.

Work

STINKS.
Enjoy these photos

LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME, AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU

Before I begin here is my tumblr: p00p   <-click it f00l  
   I just want to take the time to speak about how gr8 Coldplay is. Aside from cats Coldplay is the best thing in all of everything that exists. Have you ever take the time to allow your senses to really be dragged into the mystical wonder that is Chris’s voice? It’s like they took space and time and everything beautiful and made it into a musical wonderment.

              Not only that, but the lyrics take your soul on a journey through the abyss of your subconscious leaving you with a sense of total relaxation and appreciation for the life you have. I know that there are non-Coldplay likers out there but what they need to know is there is no life after Coldplay. Real talk. SR8 UP. Coldplay is everything I could hope that my life will be forever.

And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix youuuuuuuuuuu <333333333

If you just read that and cried then you have been touched by a Coldplay angel welcome to life my friend enjoy it and enjoy cats.

I know that reading that probably scared you a lot and made you uncomfortable, yeah, me too.

But I decided to make the majority of this blog about coldplay because my English teacher hates them so much that I couldn’t resist. ;D

I’ll put some videos up when I am home and not at school, k? Sound chill?

Keep on keepin’ on

Oh also I went on a bi curious date with maddie kroll, we both have boyfriends so it couldn’t work out :C

 This is all for my enlgish teacher ;D Enjoy every lyric Jeff ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I hope that first name basis made this more awkward ;D





















































































































































    

BLAHHH

Well, it's not that I'm lazy...I'm....ill-inspired. I'm not sure what to write about for this blog because this weekend has been so busy BUT I KNOW I MUST.
Well, you see today I had the SAT and it was intense, some kid asked for my number and that was awko taco cause I was like BRO i be trying to eat my pretzels during this 5 min break please leave my precense you're not wanted here. He was dressed in a hispter fashion and not completely repulsive or anything, i was just sleepy so I told him pretzels were my priority and walked back into the testing room.
I REALLY LIKE CATS. CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Now cats have been mentioned in this post I have not completely let everyone down, amirite?
Currently as I type this my stomach is folding in on itself because I am so blasted hungry, and my boy...not boy. but boyfriend....but not....is getting me food once I finish the god awful amount of homework i have put off until today, so, that's why this blog is lame and you're probably sitting there like WOW SHES LAME HATE HER UNFOLLOW FOREVER. No one can be loved by everyone </3
Unless you're Taylor Swift. T-Swizz MUH GURL.
I decided to post some videos because I like music and things and stuff and yeah, maybe you’ll dig it maybe you won’t don’t h8. DON’T HATE THE CAT H8 THE CLAWS F0oL.

I like dis song a lawt c:

Can't go wrong with t swizzle (one of my best franz looks like her c:)

 See she kinda lewks like her c:

favorite song of life.

 Have a nice day <3

Puss n' Booootttssssss

This past weekend I saw the best movie ever and forever, aside from the spongebob movie, it was, PUSS N' BOOTS. Remember shrek? Remember the cute little cat with cute little boots? Yeah, well this movie is completely based off of him and expands his story a bit. He tries to find some magic beans with some egg guy so they can get some golden goose and be rich or whatever, but there's some twins that are actually in cahoots with the egg but the cat doesn't know and he's in love with the girl cat that does know and wants him to know but she won't let him know she knows, YA KNOW? There's a lot of betrayal and stuff but it all works out because it's a kids movie and what else would you expect? The point is though, throughout the whole movie there was always at least one cat, and then in one scene it was a whole bar full of cats! You could say that I was pretty pumped when I saw it ;D I didn't go alone because that would make me a lame and being a lame is super lame, YA KNOW. I went with my friend Kelso, he seemed a little more taken by the fact that there was a talking egg than the presence of cats all up on duh screen.
It was a beautiful movie.
And I must say, YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
Seriously, a scene, nothing but dancing and cats.
WHAT IS BETTER!!@&##^!&*#^
...
....
      RIGHT!
nothing.
               So.
         GO.

           On another unrelated non cat note, my phone is being total ballz. Like it is acting like there is water damage, and guess what, I haven't spilled water on it >:O
I'm supposed to go to a funeral tomorrow which is sad :C but I'm going to get my phone checked out, earlier it was vibrating for like 3 hours on end. EVEN WHEN TURNED OFF.

HOw.
HMMM

           I guess I should explain the funeral thing briefly? My best friends dad died and so I've decided to go to the funeral which is tomorrow, I'm really nervous because I've always refused to go to funerals.....I like to think of it as not a sadness, but happiness celebrating the life he did live. BLAH, it will probably be really sad and awkward though </33 I know I need to go, but sdjkfsdbnfjks. Nervousness and anxiety RAH.

Oh well.

m3ow

IM BAD AT MAKING VIDEOS AT LEAST I TRIED CATS CATS CATS

I made this video because....I was bored. It is probably the worst video ever, but, guess what, I don't care ;D. Since I talk in it, i'm not making this blog very long because I mean ^bam.  UHM, also this video is terrible but not the first time I have been a youtube star, when I was a sophomore nub I dabbled in video making, so here's another video that hopefully isn't as painfully terrible as the one above n_n

****THIS VIDEO IS A LITTLE INNAPROP FOR SK3WL, IF YOU'RE OVER 12 ENJOY, IF NOT, ASK MOMMA FIRST****

I realize that I'm super hot in this video and I just want to let everyone know I am single and most certainly ready to mingle ;D

Jay kay lawl, k thx immma go pet muh cats HAVE A GOOTENTAWG DAY

P.S: Hootenanny is such a funny word LAWL

ALSO WHAT IS A MALARKEY????  

Video coming soon

For real by weds night hopefull I'll have a cool vid j saying
BE READY LAYDEEZZZ
and gentlemennnnn.