Thursday, November 17, 2011

LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME, AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU

Before I begin here is my tumblr: p00p   <-click it f00l  
   I just want to take the time to speak about how gr8 Coldplay is. Aside from cats Coldplay is the best thing in all of everything that exists. Have you ever take the time to allow your senses to really be dragged into the mystical wonder that is Chris’s voice? It’s like they took space and time and everything beautiful and made it into a musical wonderment.
              Not only that, but the lyrics take your soul on a journey through the abyss of your subconscious leaving you with a sense of total relaxation and appreciation for the life you have. I know that there are non-Coldplay likers out there but what they need to know is there is no life after Coldplay. Real talk. SR8 UP. Coldplay is everything I could hope that my life will be forever.
And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix youuuuuuuuuuu <333333333
If you just read that and cried then you have been touched by a Coldplay angel welcome to life my friend enjoy it and enjoy cats.
I know that reading that probably scared you a lot and made you uncomfortable, yeah, me too.
But I decided to make the majority of this blog about coldplay because my English teacher hates them so much that I couldn’t resist. ;D
I’ll put some videos up when I am home and not at school, k? Sound chill?
Keep on keepin’ on
Oh also I went on a bi curious date with maddie kroll, we both have boyfriends so it couldn’t work out :C


 This is all for my enlgish teacher ;D Enjoy every lyric Jeff ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I hope that first name basis made this more awkward ;D





















































































































































    

Saturday, November 5, 2011

BLAHHH


Well, it's not that I'm lazy...I'm....ill-inspired. I'm not sure what to write about for this blog because this weekend has been so busy BUT I KNOW I MUST.
Well, you see today I had the SAT and it was intense, some kid asked for my number and that was awko taco cause I was like BRO i be trying to eat my pretzels during this 5 min break please leave my precense you're not wanted here. He was dressed in a hispter fashion and not completely repulsive or anything, i was just sleepy so I told him pretzels were my priority and walked back into the testing room.
I REALLY LIKE CATS. CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Now cats have been mentioned in this post I have not completely let everyone down, amirite?
Currently as I type this my stomach is folding in on itself because I am so blasted hungry, and my boy...not boy. but boyfriend....but not....is getting me food once I finish the god awful amount of homework i have put off until today, so, that's why this blog is lame and you're probably sitting there like WOW SHES LAME HATE HER UNFOLLOW FOREVER. No one can be loved by everyone </3
Unless you're Taylor Swift. T-Swizz MUH GURL.
I decided to post some videos because I like music and things and stuff and yeah, maybe you’ll dig it maybe you won’t don’t h8. DON’T HATE THE CAT H8 THE CLAWS F0oL.
I like dis song a lawt c:
Can't go wrong with t swizzle (one of my best franz looks like her c:)
 See she kinda lewks like her c:
favorite song of life.
 Have a nice day <3

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Puss n' Booootttssssss

This past weekend I saw the best movie ever and forever, aside from the spongebob movie, it was, PUSS N' BOOTS. Remember shrek? Remember the cute little cat with cute little boots? Yeah, well this movie is completely based off of him and expands his story a bit. He tries to find some magic beans with some egg guy so they can get some golden goose and be rich or whatever, but there's some twins that are actually in cahoots with the egg but the cat doesn't know and he's in love with the girl cat that does know and wants him to know but she won't let him know she knows, YA KNOW? There's a lot of betrayal and stuff but it all works out because it's a kids movie and what else would you expect? The point is though, throughout the whole movie there was always at least one cat, and then in one scene it was a whole bar full of cats! You could say that I was pretty pumped when I saw it ;D I didn't go alone because that would make me a lame and being a lame is super lame, YA KNOW. I went with my friend Kelso, he seemed a little more taken by the fact that there was a talking egg than the presence of cats all up on duh screen.
It was a beautiful movie.
And I must say, YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
Seriously, a scene, nothing but dancing and cats.
WHAT IS BETTER!!@&##^!&*#^
...
....
      RIGHT!
nothing.
               So.
         GO.

           On another unrelated non cat note, my phone is being total ballz. Like it is acting like there is water damage, and guess what, I haven't spilled water on it >:O
I'm supposed to go to a funeral tomorrow which is sad :C but I'm going to get my phone checked out, earlier it was vibrating for like 3 hours on end. EVEN WHEN TURNED OFF.

HOw.
HMMM
           I guess I should explain the funeral thing briefly? My best friends dad died and so I've decided to go to the funeral which is tomorrow, I'm really nervous because I've always refused to go to funerals.....I like to think of it as not a sadness, but happiness celebrating the life he did live. BLAH, it will probably be really sad and awkward though </33 I know I need to go, but sdjkfsdbnfjks. Nervousness and anxiety RAH.
Oh well.
m3ow